Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Pickles are powerful

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Death by kayak

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

69.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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