- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Racial equality.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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