- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Dakota Fanning

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

NEVER

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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