What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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