What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Katy Perry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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