Neil is a reterd.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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