- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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