#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Black people being friendly.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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