Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

The chickens have become self-aware!

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

LET

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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