Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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richard is fag

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Face...the other white meat!

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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