What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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