- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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