- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

asians have slitted eyes lol

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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