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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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