what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

No!

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

João Duarte reads this.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

PENIS lol

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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