- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

A man was shot. He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Homo say what?

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What is better than life? Nothing.

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