- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

what's the difference between a duck?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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