Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Boob

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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