A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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