- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Homo say what?

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

homosexual rights to marriage

womens rights

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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