why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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like most people my age. im 27

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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