- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Hail Hitler

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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