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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.