What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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like most people my age. im 27

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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