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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A dancer walks into a barre

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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