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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

autistic kids rock

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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