- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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