- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Where's the soap?

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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