Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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