- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Carrot fingers

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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