- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Dead girls can't say no.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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