A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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