A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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