Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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