Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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