- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Dyslexia ruels!

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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