- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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