- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

outside your comfort zone

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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