What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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