- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

child labor

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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