A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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