drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

haha Otarts was here

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