If your reading this, youre not blind.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A fat guy!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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