- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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