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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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