Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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