- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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