- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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