Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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you give like i give lomain

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Eric is gay Ha

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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