- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

your mama so old, shes dead.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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