- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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