- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

I have an idea! You leave.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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