- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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