Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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