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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Yes

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you call a black man? A person

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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