- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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