Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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