- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Sarah Palin.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Alchohol.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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