- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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