I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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A penis walks into a bar..

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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