- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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