So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

David Cameron

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

how much fish could a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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