- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

knock knock come in

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I'd like to make a withdraw

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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