Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Anti Joke

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