- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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