Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Cheese

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The New York Giants

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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