- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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