- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Connor is homo

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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