what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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How's the weather? Good.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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