- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Sarah Palin's political campaign

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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