What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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