- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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