What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Women's Rights

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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