- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Knock Knock Come in

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Barack Obama

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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