a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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