Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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