- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Women's Rights..

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Women.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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