- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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