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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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