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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

the sky is green no it is not

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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