Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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