- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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