In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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