- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Ross.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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