If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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