How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

taking out the trash... at night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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