- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A baby seal walks into a club.

Oh s***

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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