1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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