- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Yo Momma So Fat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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