- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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