- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.