What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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