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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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