- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Urban ghettos

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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