- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Knock Knock Who's There Me

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why? Why not?

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

your so fat. your fat!

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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