Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Your're racist.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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whats brown and sticky a stick

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

girls basketball

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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