Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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What's just not right? Left

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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