- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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