- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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