Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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no

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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