Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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