What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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no.

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Mahmy

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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