- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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