- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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