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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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