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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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