Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You sick fiend

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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A bar walks into a man

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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