- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

im not food

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

asians have slitted eyes lol

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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