- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

A young baby died.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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