Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Horse.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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