What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

thumb_up thumb_down -1

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

thumb_up thumb_down -3

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops