- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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