what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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