- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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